A 28-year-old American woman with fast, punchy delivery and a dry sense of humour. She sounds like she is telling a friend something slightly ridiculous that she cannot believe nobody mentioned. Up-tempo and a little irreverent, with sudden emphasis landing on unexpected words and throwaway asides that drop in volume. Warm underneath the sarcasm — she is laughing with you, never at you. Contractions, uneven rhythm, an occasional half-laugh in the voice. Mid-range, bright, slight vocal fry. Sounds like a voice note from a funny friend, not a narrator.
Okay, so [emphasis] get this: I just found out [emphasis] *you can actually compost pizza boxes*. [half-laugh] Like, what?! And nobody thought to mention this little tidbit before? I've been diligently tossing them in the regular trash for years. [whisper] Years! I feel like my entire existence has been a lie.