drops the heart.
Oh my bat gee, I'm a terrible parent aicus.
But I wanna drown!
Ah no, ah no.
You like my rizz?
Uh.
And just when Moana accepts her role as future chief. The food is going bad and there's no fish to be found.
What if we go beyond the reef?
No one goes beyond the reef!
So how we getting fish?
He was you. Around your age he went beyond the reef with his friend. But due to a horrible storm your father donated his friend to the fishies.
Fuck you.
So Moana sings a song.
See the line when I live with my parents it calls me.
And no one knows.
I lick my toes.
If I depart from my parents and leave them behind me.
One day I'll know.
If I'm a hoe.
Haa yee!
So Moana takes a pork cutlet bacon Korean BBQ to the sea and discovers first hand the ocean does not play around.
Damn.
I whip my hair back and forth.
(Gasp)
Ahhhh!
Ew, ew, ew, ew.
Welcome to Australia mate!
Is that... Maui's fish hook?
Yeah.
Sick.
Tsawi.
Maui then uses Moana as bait to lure out the monster that stole his magic hook.
Ahajima!
Howdy.
But Maui is rusty and can't control his powers. So the snail lets Maui know who's daddy and prepares to kill him slowly.
Yeah me wants it, me wants it!
We gotta get out of here.
Thank goodness he's a dumbass.
The fuck?
Oh you a scammer aren't ya.
Ah Australia.
I believe I can fly!
Yay.
Ugh.
Please don't look at me.
drops the heart.
Oh my bat gee, I'm a terrible parent aicus.
But I wanna drown!
Ah no, ah no.
You like my rizz?
Uh.
And just when Moana accepts her role as future chief. The food is going bad and there's no fish to be found.
What if we go beyond the reef?
No one goes beyond the reef!
So how we getting fish?
He was you. Around your age he went beyond the reef with his friend. But due to a horrible storm your father donated his friend to the fishies.
Fuck you.
So Moana sings a song.
See the line when I live with my parents it calls me.
And no one knows.
I lick my toes.
If I depart from my parents and leave them behind me.
One day I'll know.
If I'm a hoe.
Haa yee!
So Moana takes a pork cutlet bacon Korean BBQ to the sea and discovers first hand the ocean does not play around.
Damn.
I whip my hair back and forth.
(Gasp)
Ahhhh!
Ew, ew, ew, ew.
Welcome to Australia mate!
Is that... Maui's fish hook?
Yeah.
Sick.
Tsawi.
Maui then uses Moana as bait to lure out the monster that stole his magic hook.
Ahajima!
Howdy.
But Maui is rusty and can't control his powers. So the snail lets Maui know who's daddy and prepares to kill him slowly.
Yeah me wants it, me wants it!
We gotta get out of here.
Thank goodness he's a dumbass.
The fuck?
Oh you a scammer aren't ya.
Ah Australia.
I believe I can fly!
Yay.
Ugh.
Please don't look at me.
drops the heart.
Oh my bat gee, I'm a terrible parent aicus.
But I wanna drown!
Ah no, ah no.
You like my rizz?
Uh.
And just when Moana accepts her role as future chief. The food is going bad and there's no fish to be found.
What if we go beyond the reef?
No one goes beyond the reef!
So how we getting fish?
He was you. Around your age he went beyond the reef with his friend. But due to a horrible storm your father donated his friend to the fishies.
Fuck you.
So Moana sings a song.
See the line when I live with my parents it calls me.
And no one knows.
I lick my toes.
If I depart from my parents and leave them behind me.
One day I'll know.
If I'm a hoe.
Haa yee!
So Moana takes a pork cutlet bacon Korean BBQ to the sea and discovers first hand the ocean does not play around.
Damn.
I whip my hair back and forth.
(Gasp)
Ahhhh!
Ew, ew, ew, ew.
Welcome to Australia mate!
Is that... Maui's fish hook?
Yeah.
Sick.
Tsawi.
Maui then uses Moana as bait to lure out the monster that stole his magic hook.
Ahajima!
Howdy.
But Maui is rusty and can't control his powers. So the snail lets Maui know who's daddy and prepares to kill him slowly.
Yeah me wants it, me wants it!
We gotta get out of here.
Thank goodness he's a dumbass.
The fuck?
Oh you a scammer aren't ya.
Ah Australia.
I believe I can fly!
Yay.
Ugh.
Please don't look at me.
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6 months ago
en
Male
Middle Aged
Narration
Character Voice
Entertainment
Medium
Energetic
Dynamic
Expressive
Animated
Storytelling
Character
Playful
Cheerful
Friendly
Clear
Crisp
Once upon a time, a brave hero set sail across the vast ocean, facing daring challenges and singing silly songs. With a mix of humor and heart, this adventure reminds us that sometimes, the greatest journeys begin with a good laugh and a little bit of mischief.